Sunday, July 24, 2005

"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be"

Did I mention that I love Office Space?

I realized I havent linked for a while to my 101 in 1001... I'm actually getting stuff done... who'd have thunk it!

8 comments:

ASH said...

I put a comment on your 101 in 1001. Very interesting.

Anonymous said...

Breyer's Peach Ice Cream is the best.

adnan said...

"I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary"

Anonymous said...

"Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."

Aisha said...

Oh I'm so glad I'm not the only Office Space fan!

Oh and Breyer's is awesome for three reasons: sugar, cream, milk are its only ingredients. Must concur on the peach though strawberry is up there too. :)

Anonymous said...

I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said, "Alright, well, put some lettuce on it," which she did. She said, "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." And they said, "All right, well, that is free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the Steak Fajita Sub - but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"
-Iamanalien

Linda said...

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I'll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend... don’t even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under "D", for doughnut.

Aisha said...

ducks? donuts? stop the madness! :)

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