Let me introduce myself. My name is Yusuf. As you can tell I am a baby, but don't let that fool you. Some people talk to me like I was born just yesterday, but I wasn't.. it was three days ago on August 16th. Today I arrived at my palace where I shall rule for a long time to come. My parents think that this is their house, but I've already begun throwing my weight around, all 7lb 10oz of it. Just ask them if anyone comes running when they cry?! Hahahah!
I may be shorter than them (at 20 inches long) but I have them in my control. I even got my dad typing emails for me, since I'm so busy with the pooping, eating, and sleeping. That and the fact that I can't spell, or know that I have 2 hands and 10 fingers. And my mom, let me just tell you, I've already used my cuteness powers on her. My new friend Mr. Bear (as seen in the picture) used to be mom's. Boom I got your teddy!
Anyways.. I am preparing a diaper for my grandmother to change... so I'm gonna head out (That's the second time this week I've "headed out"! Get it?! I crack me up!)
Hugs and Kisses
*letter from Yusef as dictated to his dad*