Me: Hello. Can I talk to Billy?
X: Billy isn't here. This is his mother. Can I help you?
Me: Well I was calling about his lawn service.
X: Billy's lawn service?
Me: We've been playing phone tag but I can leave my number.
Me: Um, hello?
X: Billy is 10.
X: How did you get his number?
Me: He put an ad on Craigs List. He said he's been in the lawn care business for 7 years.. but he's 10 so...
X: Unbelievable. This is his father's fault you know, we've been going through some rough times lately and well...unbelievable.
Me: 10... he sounded older....
X: Unbelievable. His dad is going to hear it!
Me: Weird! This is XXX-XXXX right?
X: silence. No.
Me: Oh, whoops, sorry this is the wrong number. ha ha ha!
X: Silence. Click.