1. Why did we leave in search of an oven, visit seven different stores and return home with a toaster?
2. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? No seriously, my neighbors lawn? Literally always greener.
3. Two Sears guys came to estimate my AC and said they worked on ACs for 40 years and were utterly devoted to ACs. What happens in childhood that leads to an intense commitment to cooling systems?
4. Why does Tivo insist on recording five episodes of The Hills and...
5. Why did my husband suggest we not delete them?