Me: My birthday is less than a month away.
K: How should we celebrate?
Me: I think I'll crawl into bed and wish the day away.
K: No, we have to do something special!
Me: Like what?
K: Hmm, we could go out for dinner, or I know, I'll throw you a surprise birthday party!
K: Yeah, surprise birthday parties are the best kind.
Me: Okay, just make sure I don’t find out about it.
K: Exactly, that's the hardest . . . Oh . . .